What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:09

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.